A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up” ” Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas. “
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?
You’ll love the answer…
The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box …..”
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A mother came to his sons house where she taught he was living alone . but to her surprise she saw a lady living along with his son . after some days there her son told her "Mom , You may wonder what she was doing with me along in the House.You can see we dont have any sort of releationship between Us " . Mom says its ok and she goes back to her place. after some days she receives a letter from her son saying "Mom , it is very sad to say that the lady living with me in the house missed one of her golden ring.iam not saying you took it but do you know any thing about it" . mom sent a replay as " Son , i know that there is no releationship between you , but if she is not sleeping with you on Your bed and if she is sleeping in her own bed , she might get the ring as i kept them under her pillow".
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Once four friends had a good party before their Exam and they missed the exam , they went directly to their pricipal and said that they have a damage with one of the car tyre and they missed the exam . priciapal said its ok we will conduct a exam for you 4 afgter 2 days , Guess what the Questions are
2 marks : what is Your Name
98 marks : which type get bursted
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